Flew to the sun.

Once upon a time, I was caught in the sunshine, and between me and the sun stood so many miles of space, and one window.

So I jumped out the window.

And flung myself through space.

The heat from the force of my jump caused a burning sensation in my legs.

Which fortunately kept them from freezing off while I flew through space.

I held my breath.

I wore my glasses, because everyone knows it's safer.

When flying through space.

To wear eye protection.

This everyone knows.

Back at the window, the leaves waved to the empty desk inside.

And the sun shone on the keyboard.